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Jun. 10th, 2006 | 07:11 pm
Fifes and drums: Love Is A Crime [Anastacia]

Collot d'Herbois/Billaud-Varenne is quickly making its way into my list of actual OTPs, as opposed to merely a radical!OTP.

Okay, first of all, that is just WRONG. Secondly, I don't have a copy of Palmer's "Twelve Who Ruled" on hand, so they're both probably WAY OOC. Well, Billaud for sure. I think Collot's alright...

*flails* That's not the point!! I'm seriously at risk of writing something up here. I actually put TWR on hold at the library today just so I get their mini-biographies! (Hérault's too, but that's for my impending SJ/Hérault stories....aw, fuck. *facepalm*)

And Collot is still Velma Kelly. Which makes all of this worse, now matter HOW good he and SJ look doing the Hot Honey Rag together. Yes, in those outfits.

*headesk repeatedly* I am SO SCREWED.

D-M

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 10th, 2006 11:47 pm (UTC)
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.....Ahahahahaha. You poor, poor thing. *offers cupcakes*

..........The mental images are terribly pretty. I think it's the outfits.

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 10th, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC)
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*inhales cupcakes; sniffs* My poor, poor brain! And so close to the end of the school year too!

It must be. Or it's just SJ. Actually, Collot was pretty nice-looking himself. WHY COULDN'T HE BE UGLY? GAH!

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 10th, 2006 11:50 pm (UTC)
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I know. Let's hope you retain enough knowledge to finish your school work.

Um. To torment you?

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 10th, 2006 11:54 pm (UTC)
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I'm supposed to be doing a presentation on Maxime! This is terrible!

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That must be it.

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 10th, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC)
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Awww. *wibbles* Poor abandoned Maxime.

...I like his nose. His haircut leaves a lot to be desired, though.

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:00 am (UTC)
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Don't worry. SJ's taking good care of him. I just wish it could be where I could see them. ;__;

I know! WTF is up with the un-even hair?

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:03 am (UTC)
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Um. Leave a conviniently running camera?

....Um. He was trying to be sans culotte-ish? Or had a very bad barber.

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:04 am (UTC)
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Nah, Billaud and Collot just won't get out of the way. *tries shoving them aside; gets bitten*

I think it would be the former. *points; snickers*

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:09 am (UTC)
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...Ew. You might want to wash that with peroxide so it doesn't get infected.

*giggles* He loses at fashion.

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:10 am (UTC)
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*nods* I might turn into a radical!

Well, he WAS an actor, and they have suspect taste at best...

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:14 am (UTC)
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...*wibbles* But...but......what's wrong with that, apart from the foaming?

XD That would explain it.

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:16 am (UTC)
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Well, if I turn into a were!Collot, I might shoot somebody at random!

Dude, have you seen Billaud's hair? It's nice, but totally dorky.

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:22 am (UTC)
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...True. That migh be a problem what with the furniture, and the walls....

Yes. It's very amusing.

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:26 am (UTC)
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....did I just invent the concept of were!Revolutionaries? Aw, hell. *facepalm*

I think "dorktastic" is the word we want here. Ahahahahahaha.

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:29 am (UTC)
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*dies, yet again* See, you're doing something useful. ...Just in a disturbing way.

*points and laughs*

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:30 am (UTC)
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Collot-garou in French!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT WON'T STOP! *claws at wall*

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:32 am (UTC)
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.....Is there a cure?

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:34 am (UTC)
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Unless I discover Billaud/Collot is historically impossible, no. And so far it seems to be possible, so I'm fucked. Apparently, they shared a cutesy love of theatre.

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:36 am (UTC)
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Um. Maybe you'll discover Collot's previously unknown allergy to buttsecks?
...Awwwwww.

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:38 am (UTC)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That would be HILARIOUS. Especially since he's totally bottom in this pairing. For once.

I know. It's so...not them.

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:41 am (UTC)
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I know. XD Unfortunately, I don't think it's possible to be allergic to buttsecks.

The mental images...

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:42 am (UTC)
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Probably not. Or Maxime would have used it as an excuse at LEAST once.

I can see them sitting next to each other in the theatre box, with Collot all ":3" and leaning on Billaud's shoulder.
...SO WRONG.

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:46 am (UTC)
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I doubt it would've worked. Saint-Just wouldn't have believed him anyway.

....Awwwww. That's cute, in a demented sort of way.

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:48 am (UTC)
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I know. He would've been like ">:3" and pounced. And Maxime would've been all ":O".

You mean, IN A NOT RADICAL AND TOTALLY OOC WAY?

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:51 am (UTC)
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Awww. If I could draw comics, I would draw one using those little faces. XD

...Yes.

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:52 am (UTC)
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Of course you can draw comics! It's just more than one pic.

I think the author was crazy. Yes, that must be it. *shifty eyes*

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:58 am (UTC)
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Yes, but it has to be arranged stylishly. I always lose at that.

....I doubt it.

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:59 am (UTC)
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Oh, pish. I never do that. I just line'em up.

Butbut--the cuteness!

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 01:03 am (UTC)
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It works when you do it, though. Because you're magical, or something.

....So? It could be a sick, twisted cuteness.

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 01:07 am (UTC)
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Oh, pish. Have you ever TRIED it?

...that's definitely it.

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 01:12 am (UTC)
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Yes. It didn't end well.

See? It's IC. ^_^

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
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...well...erm...try again!

*sighs* I suppose so.

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an atrocious and theatrical young man

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from: [info]josiana
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 01:18 am (UTC)
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...That's not helpful. *weeps*

Ha. So there. Though, you still may never recover from the scarring.

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Alison

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from: [info]colonelliamross
date: Jun. 10th, 2006 11:53 pm (UTC)
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Oh dear! It sounds like quite a dilemma! Hmmm... well, good luck with it!

Oh, shite!!! There's seven minutes before Game 3 starts and I still need to shower. *flees in the direction of the bathroom*

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 10th, 2006 11:55 pm (UTC)
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....thank you. Hopefully Maxime will get indignant enough to demand his time-slot back. But I doubt it. Damn radicals.

*laughs* Run, Colonel, run!

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Alison

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from: [info]colonelliamross
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 02:57 am (UTC)
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Ah, yes. The radicals WILL do that! It just sucks that you have to get distracted at the time of your project!

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Oos of the Liking Joly Persuasion

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from: [info]zachary_evans
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:20 am (UTC)
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Now you know how I feel, what with writing Danton x Mirabeau ;0;

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Private Henry Daret

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from: [info]daughtermestizo
date: Jun. 11th, 2006 12:20 am (UTC)
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I know exactly how you feel. *dies*

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